Is Anyone Out There

So now that I have this blog...and I have a place to spill my guts...who exactly am I spilling them to. I wonder if anyone even reads this thing. Now I understand it is brand new and all...but how do I know if anyone has even stopped by. I feel like the guy who just opened the restaurant...waiting for that first customer....polishing the glasses..rearranging the place settings...making sure each salt and pepper shaker is full. Or maybe I'm the guy with the garage sale....waiting for the first customer...pricing then repricing...and repricing again...folding the used baby clothes over and over...waiting for the first sale.

I have changed my template three times....looked at my first comment or some proof that someone stopped by and has the title suggest "heard me". Maybe a couple pics of Brittany Spears upskirt....or maybe a link to a funny You Tube video....a guy nutting himself on a skateboard...or maybe a squirril on a surf board.....something to pull in the visitors. How is it possible that nobody has seen my brand new blog...after all there are only about a zillion of these things on the web...mine is sure to standout...NOT!

So...to review...in order to be heard I start a blog that nobody knows exist.....I think there is a flaw in my plan. I should have stuck to the garage sale.....